Turkey Traditions/Fails

The day before this years Thanksgiving, we had eaten some rotisserie chicken right from the bone as a snack. It was about that same time the next day(on Thanksgiving), when my dog, Bella got into our garbage (like she usually does) and started eaten and slobbering all over the bones of chicken. At the same time my mom was stuffing our turkey with carrots and celery because she says that it gives the turkey more flavor. Unable to stop the dog due to having her hands stuffed in the turkey, the only thing she could do was yell at Bella who was ten feet away. "NO!" She shouted. "I don't want you doing anything gross to birds in the kitchen!" Meanwhile she had both of her hands stuffed inside a raw turkey where the head was suppose to be. Me, who saw the whole thing from the family room, started cracking up! "Ya. Coming from you mom!"